Last week it notched up more victims. Yes, one by one, the quartet of global sports stars who have eschewed facial hair to vaunt the merits of a close shave have, pardon the pun, been cut down by the curse of Gillette.
First Thierry Henry, one of Gillette's current trio of top-notch ambassadors (along with Tiger Woods and Roger Federer), goes and does that handball.
Then Woods, the golden boy of golf and all-round sporting god, makes headline news after crashing his car following an argument with his wife. Not only that, but Woods' crash was quickly followed by a shock defeat for Federer, the world's best tennis player, who was knocked out of the ATP World Tour semi-final by sixth-seeded Nikolay Davydenko. On the scale of sporting defeats, it's hardly armageddon, but any Federer defeat is noteworthy.
Federer's loss and Woods' woes capped a hat-trick of Gillette casualties in the past 10 days: David Beckham was dropped by the multinational razor company two years ago, but he hasn't managed to shake off the legacy of its curse. As if being booed on the pitch earlier this year by Los Angeles Galaxy fans wasn't bad enough, the footballer was last week outed as a secret asthma sufferer, after pulling out an inhaler on the bench. Critics mumbled that asthma wasn't something a sporting superstar should have tried to hide.
Meanwhile, Woods managed to land himself in hospital on Friday after totalling his car, into which he had leapt to beat a retreat from his golf-club-wielding wife, Elin Nordegren. According to the gossip website TMZ, the pair had rowed about reports that Woods was seeing another woman before he took off, only to crash his SUV into a fire hydrant and then into a tree as he pulled out of the driveway of his house in Windermere, near Orlando, Florida.
The accident left Woods semi-conscious, with lacerations to his lips, according to the police officers who found him. That was after his wife had smashed one of the car windows with a golf club, the key question being whether this happened before or after the crash. Woods may have escaped major injury – he was discharged yesterday – but he has some explaining to do to police who haven't yet managed to question him because he's been sleeping off the after-effects of the accident. Or so says his wife.
Friday's crash is the latest in a string of upsets for Woods since he signed up for the €22m campaign with Gillette last year, alongside the French striker and Swiss tennis player.
Barely three months after becoming the face of Gillette, Woods endured a double whammy. First there was the knee surgery that left him laid up for much of last year, and then, earlier this month, he disgraced himself in Melbourne at the Australian Masters. He might have won the title, but Woods lost his cool after a poor tee shot, then slammed his club into the turf only for it to bounce up into the spectators' gallery.
Henry has hardly fared better. Even before costing Ireland its place in next year's World Cup finals in South Africa with his 'hand Gaul' shocker, the Barcelona star had found himself touched by the curse: his form has suffered since moving to Spain.
As for Federer, he might have aced it on both the tennis and family scene in 2009 before yesterday's shock result, becoming a father of twins and the world's greatest tennis player.
But perhaps he'd like to think again about that Gillette deal after the Davydenko defeat.
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it seems rahul Dravid is immune to the gillete curse then! A 'cut' above the rest or simply a 'close shave' from bad luck! Either way, it seems he's most certainly the Best a man can get! Lol!