The wolf T-shirt that will help you on the prowl

An otherwise ordinary T-shirt depicting three wolves howling at a moon has become an internet bestseller on Amazon after a spate of ironic reviews were posted on the site praising the item. Sales of the t-shirt have increased by 2,300 after reviews like "I'll spare the details of my conquests since I started wearing this shirt; suffice to say, I'm swimming in a sea of babes" and one user reported that since wearing the shirt he has "helped negotiate the release of political prisoners, singlehandedly saved several small South American villages from local bandits, delivered babies and fed the starving."

The answer to Columbine is more guns, says Texas

The Texas senate has taken the rather idiotic approach to preventing college campus shootings by proposing a bill allowing students to carry concealed handguns into classrooms and dorms saying the right to bear arms will make colleges safer.

Bank gives New Zealand couple $10m by mistake

A New Zealand couple have disappeared after a bank mistakenly paid them NZ$10m after they applied for a loan of just NZ$10,000. The couple are thought to have fled to China. The bank has recovered some of the money, but will not reveal how much.

Someone needs a good kick in the hole

One of three half-filled potholes in Bloxwich, West Midlands, in Britain which the council refused to complete because the other half wasn't on council land.